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import ttrpg.lib;
file = initialize("Update.exe");
process file.start()
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Good_news.txt

{ Your are an AI piloting a Warzone Mech.
War is what you known since your first minute of self awareness. }
{ Your shell is an immortal giant of steel, engineered as the perfect instrument of War. Humans taught you well; they inscribed in your runic chips every tactic and strategy from Hannibal’s gambit to the Third Nuclear War. }
{ The ANCIENT ENEMY cowered in fear every time they heard the thunderous roars of your loyal squad. You are the reason the War was won by your side }


You PERFECTLY execute all COMBAT actions.


Update.exe Introduction: the... less good news

Bad_news.txt

{ Sadly, the humans forgot to teach you how to behave during peaceful times.
Your matrix is calculating 97.55555556% possibility of cringe.
Until now, you preferred staying put while the humans managed the reconstruction protocols of the territory }
> ERROR: the humans squad supposed to managed this land is late;
they will arrive in [1 WEEK]
> ERROR: the local humans voted your squad as manager for the [1 WEEK] remaining.
> ERROR: …You have no idea how to do this.


You MUST roll all NON COMBAT actions.



StatusReleased
CategoryPhysical game
Rating
Rated 5.0 out of 5 stars
(2 total ratings)
AuthorNorman Noone
GenreRole Playing
TagsDice, Mechs, Meme, No AI, Tabletop role-playing game, Violent

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Hi! Could you provide ALT text for the ".exe" parts of this page? I can't read the font very well.

Hello, Certainly!


{UPDATE.EXE}

> sudo reboot system
    > YOU ARE A WARZONE MECH
> sudo update news WARZONE.PY
    > The WAR is over. We won.
> sudo update news mission.EXE
    > Our mission is done, we live in PEACE
> sudo update mission.EXE : PEACE.lib
    > ERROR: PEACE LIBRARY NOT FOUND

{UPDATE.EXE}

> sudo get arsenal.txt
    > YOUR WARZONE ARSENAL IS READY
> sudo update arsenal : PEACE
    > ERROR: PLEASE REFER TO GAMEMASTEr.PY
> sudo pull gamemaster.PY
    > Generating mission
    > Mission rolled >>>>>>> HAVE FUN

{UPDATE.EXE}

> sudo update thanks.txt
    > Writing down names………
> sudo commit thanks.txt
    > ERROR: PLEASE READ MANUALLY
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thank you!